Dracula Movie Critique – Luc Besson’s Romantic Reimagining of the Gothic Classic is Absurd but Watchable

Maybe audiences aren’t clamoring for a fresh take of Dracula from Luc Besson, the celebrated French director for glossiness and bloat. And yet, one must admit: his opulently crafted romantic vampire tale displays creativity and style – and with its B-movie charm, I’m not sure I wouldn’t prefer to it to the recent, stately interpretation by Robert Eggers of Nosferatu. There are some very bizarre touches, including one shot that looks like it presents a land border between France and Romania.

The Veteran Actor as a Humorously Exhausted Priest Tracking the Undead

Christoph Waltz embodies a humorous yet burdened man of the church pursuing the undead – it’s surprising he never took on such a part earlier – who ends up in Paris in 1889 for the French Revolution centenary celebrations. Likewise present is the evil Count Dracula, played by the seasoned horror actor Caleb Landry Jones speaking in a twisted regional dialect reminiscent of Steve Carell’s Gru in the Despicable Me films. It’s a role he seemed destined to play.

The Narrative: A Chronicle of Longing

The plot unfolds as follows: the count has traveled ceaselessly the globe in torment for hundreds of years following his rise as one of the undead, a penalty for his faithless sorrow following the loss of his beloved Elisabeta (a movie debut role for Zoë Bleu, Rosanna Arquette’s child). the vampire has sought relentlessly for a female who would be the return of his deceased partner. As ill fortune would have it, the chosen woman is revealed as Mina (portrayed once more by Bleu), the reserved future wife of Dracula’s wimpish land agent, Jonathan Harker (Ewens Abid), who lately visited to the count’s castle to negotiate his property portfolio and whose miniature portrait of the winsome Mina attracted Dracula’s gaze.

The Filmmaker’s Approach and Comic Flair

Besson arranges Dracula’s middle-section history of international journeys wearing flamboyant outfits confidently, and he willingly includes offering humorous scenes reminiscent of Mel Brooks – such as the vampire’s constant unsuccessful tries to commit suicide after Elisabeta’s death, as well as absurd moments that follow Dracula sprays himself using a particular scent in historic Florence, which makes him compelling to the opposite sex. Absurd yet engaging.

Dracula is available digitally beginning on the first of December and for physical purchase from December 22nd. It plays in Australian cinemas starting February 5, 2026.

Sharon Golden
Sharon Golden

Elena is a seasoned engineer with over a decade of experience in smart manufacturing and industrial automation.